Hollywood Hunks: Anatomy of a stable
By JOHN M. MILNER -- For SLAM!
Wrestling
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Custom Man Made, left, and Otto. Courtesy HWF.
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While WCW may have the New World Order and the WWF may have the Corporate
Ministry, Ontario and area independent federations have the Hollywood Hunks
to deal with as a major heel stable. This four-man and one-woman team has
been raising hell in such promotions as the RWA and the Hardcore Wrestling
Federation, where they agreed to be interviewed at a London, Ontario card
recently.
"We were trying to think of an idea that would put us over as arrogant,
cocky bastards, basically. So Mark (Mark Miller aka the Custom Made Man or
Mr. Sunday Afternoon) and I were sitting there one day and he came up with
the Hollywood Hunks, I came up with the name of the Box Office Smash being
our finisher, which is a powerbomb into a splash," Stunning Sean (who
admits his real name is Sean, but will reveal no more than that)
remembers, adding "It's the most devastating move in all of wrestling."
The duo became a trio with the addition of the former Wildcat, now Sexy
Baby, Jamie Jackson, who had fueded with both
Stunning Sean and the Custom Made Man as a babyface. Jackson stole the
Hunks' manager, the lovely Raquel away from Sean and Custom before Racquel
led Jackson into the Hunks stable as a heel.
"Jamie wanted to turn heel and Jamie's just a phenomenal worker in the
ring," Miller remembers. "We always had that energy with Jamie, and he wanted
to turn heel and we said, why don't we just make him part of the group
because we'll help him out and he'll help us out in the long-run, too, so
it was good to bring Jamie into the group."
Outside the ring, the Hunks receive help from their manager, Raquel (real
name: Rachel). "She plays an important role in the group. She does very
good work," Sean declares. "I can put in old tapes and chuckle and see what
she used to do, but she's got the confidence there. She's right in your face."
"There's one thing we've got to stress with Raquel," Miller deadpans. "And
I've said this time and time again, but she is not the valet of the
Hollywood Hunks, she is the manager. She's been the manager for the last
two, three years."
"I'm obviously not as big as they are but I'm not afraid to get in there
and get my hands dirty and say what's got to be said and do what's got to
be done to get the job done," Racquel says.
When asked about the changing role of women in wrestling managerial roles,
Raquel notes that "I think it's come a long way since the days of Elizabeth
just standing on the side going 'Oh my God, oh no' and crying and stuff.
You know, we've got Chyna and Nicole Bass and Asya. You know, they're out
there. They're just as big as the guys are."
Not content with just having a manager outside the ring, the Hunks
recruited Otto Bahn (real name: Peter) to be their "Hollywood Agent". Otto
met up with the Hunks approximately a year and a half ago in the RWA.
"Actually, Custom and I really got to know each other when we did a North
Carolina tour for a week, which was a bit of a debacle." Otto remembers,
laughing. "But in the long run it was quite a good time. It was a good
thing because it got us together, and it kinda brought me into the Hunks."
Certainly, Otto is enjoying his time at ringside with the Hunks. "It's
great because these guys give me such a good time to do what I love best
and that's just working the crowd. I just love to make them hate me."
But success in the ring didn't come without a lot of training. "We had
people from the (WCW) Power Plant train us and show us the ropes and
stuff," Sean says, acknowledging that much of the training came about
because of Steve Buckley's RWA organization. "He didn't actually teach us.
Like I said, we had people from the Power Plant. People we knew who went
down to the Power Plant, they came down and they taught us what to do and
show us the ropes. And people who were trained by the Hart Family came
over, showed us the ropes."
The Custom Made Man is also quick to give credit to another Ontario-based
tag team. "Basically, it was the All-Knighters that helped us along down the
road. They just introduced us to what it feels like to actually be hurt,
doing tag matches with them, so they're a big inspiration." The Hollywood
Hunks agree that the All-Knighters are their favourite tag team to wrestle.
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"Sexy Baby" Jamie Jackson. Courtesy RWA.
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The RWA may be gone, but Miller won't say anything bad against the
organization. "People like to knock the RWA and I thought it did a
fantastic job," Miller admits, adding, "Honestly, to this day, I believe
it's because of the RWA that the indies are really hot right now because
the last three, four years, what was out there? It was just the RWA, and
then other independents (are) coming in.
"The RWA did good with five hundred fans to maybe 50 fans," Miller says. "We once wrestled in front of nine people one night, but we still had the
heart to go out and do it."
"It's called paying your dues," Sean says, "because one day you're
going to have 500 people and the next day, you're going to have 10."
"He did a good job, I'll give Steve Buckley that. We did a really good
job. We helped him out along the way. The reason why it shut down, I guess
he'd just had enough," Miller said. "And then the Hardcore Wrestling
Federation was interested in us, and the AWF welcomed us in."
As a group competing in independent organizations, the Hunks have had to
battle to remain united as a team. "The AWF, they wanted me to break away
from the team and be a face." Miller says. "And they were calling Stunner
the Hollywood Hunk, and I didn't know what they wanted to do to Jamie but
that upset me the most because I'd worked really for the team and I
explained it to them 'I do not want this team to be broken up.'"
AWF officials also had problems with Raquel and Otto Banz. "They didn't
even want me at first," Raquel says, nor did they want Otto.
"Now they're starting to realize that something good can come out of
this, the five of us, because we bring a lot to a promotion." Miller says.
"We work hard for it. Like tonight, I think we did a good job."
"We always do a good job," Raquel interjects with a laugh.
"We just worked too hard on this team. We don't want it broken up," Miller
says. "We can see this team just helping out. The promotions in general are
helping us out, but we're always returning it back, by always giving 110
percent and whatever they want us to do, we'll go out and do."
"I think we're all great on our own," Stunning Sean says with pride in his
teammates, "but when you've got the three of us together in the ring, plus
the two -- Raquel and Otto Bahn -- outside. I mean, our energy level's up."
"It clicks." Jackson says.
"It brings energy and it entertains the crowd," Miller says. "That's what
we like to do is entertain."
The members of the team all agree that being a part of the Hunks makes
life outside the ring a lot easier.
"It is, definitely, because we always travel together. You know, you've
got your car pool. All of us are going to one place together," Jackson
says. "We get along really well. We're friends outside of the business side
of it, so it's great. I think it works out well for us."
"And how much easier is it to travel with a buddy too? Somebody who's
always there for you?" Otto asks. "It's a lot easier."
For Miller, travelling is one of the best things about wrestling. "It was
really good, a lot of travelling, meeting a lot of people on the road, just
making friends all over North America."
Miller also reveals that "we have our arguments now and then" but
stresses that "I don't think we've ever had a big argument, we just have
little disputes now and then. We've never had an argument where we
actually brought it in the ring to make us look sloppy. We know where it's
business and its professionalism."
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Tito Santana and Stunning Sean battle for the old RWA belt.
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Sean says that's to be expected though. "That's like anything. You're not
going to agree 100%."
"We're all really level-headed and listen to each other, that's the big
thing." Jackson says.
While most stables historically have been heel (Four Horsemen, NWO,
Corporate Ministry), Jackson and the rest of the Hunks believe that the two
do not have to be mutually exclusive. "I think it all depends on the
individuals because you can have good heel and face stables depending on
how they work it." Jackson also hints that the Hunks may not be heels too
much longer. "We've had really a fun time doing the heel stable and it'd be
interesting to try and switch it off, see what we can do as a face stable."
"In this business, it's easy to be a heel," Sean reveals. "You walk out
there, 'shut up', people (think) 'Aw, I don't like this guy!'. It's a
challenge to become a face, so that's the next challenge for us. Maybe
later on, down the road, we might start liking some people. 'I don't mind
this crowd. They're cheering some of the stuff I'm doing so I'm starting to
respect them now.' If we can bring that crowd in, make them want to be
interested in people who aren't WWF status, or whatever, then you've done
our job."
"Otto and I, we have internet access so we're trying to interact with the
fans, over ICQ and e-mail, like 'What do you want to see from us?' and then
go out and do it," Miller says. "And I think that's what we're trying to do
with the team, get away from the old stuff and challenge yourself as faces.
so eventually we can make our way towards face. It all depends on when it's
going to happen and with who and will it sound good."
"The response has been pretty good already," Otto notes. "It can only go up
from there."
The Hollywood Hunks have not gone unnoticed by "the Big Two". During the
WCW Monday Nitro broadcast from Toronto's Air Canada Centre, Jackson teamed
with fellow indy star L'Artiste to take on and defeat the Custom Made Man
and Stunning Sean.
"We were that close with the WCW contracts, but it's fallen through with
our dark match," Miller says.
They also netted themselves an interview with WWF Canadian President Carl
De Marco.
"That was -- WOW! -- out of the blue. Just a phone call saying 'I want to see the three of you in my office.' That was probably the best Saturday I ever
had," Miller remembers.
Stunning Sean's memories of the event are equally as animated. "Like I was
actually nervous, just listening to the message on my machine. I'm thinking
'Oh my God, is this really starting to happen?' "
"I thought it was a friend playing a prank on us at first," Jackson
admits. "Another (highlight of his career) would be, I'd also have to say
also, the Jesse "the Body" story, the movie that I was in. Definitely a
high time for me, it was great, it was a great experience. I was so glad
for the opportunity to do that."
So, much like the movie stars that they patterned themselves after, the
Hollywood Hunks are confident that fame, in the ring instead of the silver
screen, will soon be theirs.
"One day it will happen." Jackson vows. "It's just a matter of where and
when. Because the way I feel is that this team works so damned hard, it's
only a matter of time before it happens. Whether its the WWF, WCW, ECW,
only time will tell."