Roast.
To campers, it's the process for making marshmallows taste all that much better.
To fancy diners, it's one of the top meat meals you can have.
But to men like me, who are set to be married, roast is a totally different
word. To us, roast is sitting back, watching those close to you tell the tale
of the most important moments in your life and, at multiple points, make a total
mockery of them.
That is the best way I can describe the new WWE DVD, simply titled McMahon.
The new two-disc set is easily one of the most memorable compilations in the
WWE Home Video library. Devoted to Vincent Kennedy McMahon, the DVD is a cleverly
done expose of his career, and really his life, in wrestling.
Like in a roast, Vince's high points are thoroughly discussed -- and rightfully
so. After all, he did do a lot in changing the wrestling landscape by taking
the World Wrestling Federation national (which is helpfully illustrated early
on with a map showing the various territories pre-nationalization), he defeated
WCW when all seemed hopeless and, like it or not, has created one of the most
interesting characters in wrestling's history -- Mr. McMahon.
Now this is when the roasting begins.
Quite possibly the most entertaining segment on the entire DVD is when many
of WWE's top stars, including John Cena (I'll leave you to your own jokes),
comment on Vinnie Mac's wrestling ability. They absolutely rip McMahon to shreds
here, with far worse comments than those flung during the Ultimate Warrior DVD.
Elsewhere on the DVD, outside of the documentary, you'll find a funny compilation
of the WWE stars commenting on, and imitating, Vince's power-strut. Honestly,
it's quite funny watching the Superstars and Divas mock the boss.
But if there was any one moment that will come as a "did he just say that"
moment, it's another part of the time-honoured tradition of the roast -- that
being the so-called innocent bystanders who get hit with a couple zingers. In
this case, Linda McMahon gets hit by her Genetic Jackhammer, who openly and
freely admits that Linda, well, doesn't have a good presence on television.
Of course, there are some deeper moments as well. There is an interesting discussion
of one Stephanie McMahon and Triple H's relationship and how Vince reacted to
the whole situation. As well, the XFL is discussed in pretty good detail, and
there is some interesting talk, surprisingly, about the Brand Extention. Of
course, some wrestlers share opinions about how bad an idea it was, but Vince
defends this decision, as well as the XFL, to the hilt. It almost makes you
thirsty for Kool Aid.
As one would expect, certain things are glossed over or are just flat-out ignored.
The DVD barely touches, for example, on the steroid scandal, while we don't
get any real discussion on the WBF or the attempt to promote boxing. What I
also would have liked to have seen would have been a discussion on going to
pay-per-view, because as much as anything else, that was one of the true money-making
turns WWE made.
There are a few other topics I want to touch on, in brief:
- Near the beginning, we learn about Vinnie's origins as an announcer. Good
start, but a little more depth would've been awesome. It's well complimented
with breaking kayfabe in talking about Vince being the owner of WWE.
- There's also a decently-sized segment with Greg Gagne talking about Vince
and the AWA. Personally, I hope this was just a teaser for the forthcoming DVD
on that company.
- There is, for some reason, an inordinate amount of time spent on Eric Bischoff
and Katie Vick. Bischoff, I can understand, and McMahon basically admits, really
for the first time, how good Bischoff was in the business. Vick, however, was
really not necessary.
- There are a few moments of the Mr. McMahon character discussed, such as the
matches against Shane McMahon, but I would've loved to have seen deeper talk
about the WCW/ECW InVasion.
- One thing I was truly surprised was not on the DVD was any talk about when
the NWA joined up with WWE. I figured that was a shoe-in, as well as Vince's
helping fund ECW.
Along with the doc, we get deleted scenes like the aforementioned Power Strut
moment and a great story about McMahon's love of motorcycles. Of course, we
also get a variety of matches. While they may not be five-star classics, there
are some decent inclusions here as well.
The bottom line, to me, is this -- if you go into this DVD holding an attitude
that it's an ego stroke, that it's Vince talking about all his successes, then
you won't like the compilation, no matter what I or any other reviewer says.
Instead of holding this point of view, I highly encourage you to take a look
at the DVD for what it truly is -- a decent, semi-autobiographical look at one
of wrestling's most prominent figures. This was truly one DVD that you will
want for your permanent collection.
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Having discussed his feelings on what was missing on the McMahon DVD, Jon
Waldman, a SLAM! Wrestling scribe since 2000, would now like to extend an invitation
to Vincent Kennedy McMahon (or Mr. McMahon, if you prefer) to discuss these
and any other topics for the SLAM! Wrestling audience. Vince can reach Jon at
jonathanwaldman@hotmail.com.
