Raw: Getting ready for 1,000 episodes
MATT BISHOP - SLAM! Wrestling
Tonight on Monday Night Raw: With Money in the Bank in the rear-view mirror, all the focus in WWE shifts to next week's 1,000th episode of Raw. On Episode 999, we get all the build to that show, as John Cena announces his intentions with his briefcase and Daniel Bryan has a big question for AJ. In the main event tonight, CM Punk faces The Big Show. Should be a good one!
We are LIVE! from Las Vegas. Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler are our hosts and this show is presented in WWEHD (TV-PG, V)
The champ is here! CM Punk is out to start the show. He talks about his journey from when he cut his famous promo in Las Vegas last year and how next week is Raw's 1000th episode. Before he can go too far, his opponent tonight, The Big Show, makes his way to the ring.
Show talks about how he was inches away from winning Money in the Bank. The crowd chants "Big Show sucks" at him and he says the fans are rude and he is trying to make a point. He says John Cena got lucky because the handle broke and if he won the briefcase, he'd cash it in right now.
Punk cuts him off and talks about how Big Show loses and how he has the respect of the people and the WWE Championship and Show has his big fat contract and no one respects him. Show says Punk isn't special because this company revolves around one man. He's just a cog in the machine, Show says. Punk says Show is an underachieving shell of a man who used to be a giant. Show says after he knocks Punk out tonight, Punk could very well lose the title to Cena.
Match #1 - WWE Tag Team Championship - (c) Kofi Kingston (Ghana, West Africa) & R-Truth (Charlotte, NC) vs. Titus O'Neil (Tampa, Fla.) & Darren Young (Miami, Fla.)
Kingston and Truth in control early. Young eats a crossbody from Kingston for two. O'Neil comes in and takes a dropkick and both he and Young end up on the floor. Truth gets down on all fours and Kingston uses him as a step and hits a big dive onto the challengers on the floor.
We're back and Young and O'Neil have gained control but Kingston is trying to rally. They shut that down, though, until Kingston is able to squirt free and bring in Truth, who comes in on fire. Truth with a DDT but Young breaks up the pin attempt. Truth, in response, clotheslines Young over the top. O'Neil charges but Truth moves and Kingston hops on the apron and delivers Trouble in Paradise. Truth follows with the What's Up and that's it.
Winners via pinfall and STILL WWE Tag Team Champions: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth
AJ and Daniel Bryan are backstage talking when Eve interrupts. She's mad about Bryan ditching her last week, so she appealed to the WWE Board of Directors, so she got a match tonight with a mystery partner to face Bryan and AJ. She leaves and Bryan kisses AJ on the cheek.
Match #2 - Zack Ryder (Long Island, NY) vs. Alberto Del Rio (San Luis Potosi, Mexico)
Del Rio goes right to work on Ryder's arm. Del Rio takes him out on the outside but Ryder gets a brief hope spot only to have Del Rio run him shoulder-first into the post. The cross-armbreaker follows and that's it.
Winner via submission: Alberto Del Rio
After the match, Del Rio applies the cross-armbreaker again but then, out of nowhere, Rey Mysterio's music hits and he comes out, takes out Del Rio and hits the 619 to send Del Rio packing.
Match #3 - Heath Slater (Pineville, WV) vs. Rikishi (Samoa)
Slater slaps Rikishi in the head but turns right around into a superkick, where he conveniently lands in the corner for a Stink Face. Rikishi with a Samoan Spike and then a Bonzai Drop. Buh bye.
Winner via pinfall: Rikishi
After the match, Rikishi dances with his sons, The Usos.
Match #4 - Eve Torres (Denver, Colo.) & The Miz (Cleveland, Ohio) vs. Daniel Bryan (Aberdeen, Wash.) & AJ (Union City, NJ)
Bryan lights Miz up with a series of Yes Kicks but Miz is quick to respond with a knee. AJ tags herself in, bringing Eve into the match. Eve is angry and goes to town on AJ. AJ, though, gets going herself and hits a Shining Wizard, but Miz is distracting the referee. As Miz gloats to the crowd, AJ drop kicks him off the apron.
Eve rolls AJ up but Miz is again distracting the referee. Bryan comes in behind the ref's back and reverses it and the ref counts three.
Winners via pinfall: AJ & Daniel Bryan
Bryan grabs the mic and says he was scared of saying this before, but he's not going to be right until he says this himself. He tells her he loves her. Then he gets something from the timekeeper. He then drops to a knee and asks AJ to marry him, ring and all this time. He grabs her hand and puts the ring on her finger and she doesn't protest. He puts the mic to her mouth and she is emotional. After a few seconds, she says yes! They start making out in the ring.
They then lead the crowd in much yessing.
Match #5 - Jack Swagger (Perry, Okla.) vs. Ryback (Sin City)
Swagger attacks Ryback as he enters the ring and hits a gut-wrench power bomb and a Swagger Bomb. He goes for an ankle lock but Ryback pushes him off, but Swagger responds with a shoulder block. Ryback, though, comes back and decapitates Swagger with a lariat. Plants him with a huge spinebuster, then power bombs him three times. He kicks Swagger out of the ring and his music plays.
Here comes Mr. Money in the Bank himself, Dolph Ziggler. He talks about winning the briefcase and that he's going to become the greatest champion in WWE history. He reels off names of people he'll be better than when he's interrupted by Chris Jericho.
Jericho comes down and Ziggler goes on the verbal offensive, saying this is his time, that Jericho didn't win his Money in the Bank match last night and further, when's the last time he won anything? He says Jericho is the best in the world at losing. No one has been given more chances than Jericho, he continues and Jericho has been coasting along for so long that he's got everyone fooled. He says Jericho is all hype. He asks when the last time Jericho won an important match. Jericho is silent through all of this. Ziggler speculates that Jericho is losing his touch, that he can't win the big one anymore. He goes on to say Jericho is losing his touch a few more times and Jericho jumps right into a Codebreaker and leaves him laying.
Match #5 - Brodus Clay (Planet Funk) vs. JTG (Brooklyn, NY)
JTG Gets some brief offense in, but then it's a T-Bone, headbutt and a splash and it's all over.
Winner via pinfall: Brodus Clay
Match #6 - CM Punk (Chicago, Ill.) vs. The Big Show (Tampa, Fla.)
Show is all over Punk in the early going. Show takes him to the outside, only ducking back in the ring to break the count. He goes to ram him into the post but Punk slides out and shoves Show into the post. They get back in the ring and Punk lands some kicks but Show mows him down with a headbutt. Show with a big slam. Punk tries to fire up and hops on Show's back with a sleeper hold. Show, though, grabs him around and hits a side slam.
Show goes to the second rope and wants a Vader Bomb but Punk rolls out of the way. Punk hits a running kick to the head. Now he tries to knock Show down. He can't, though, and ends up getting back dropped. Show cocks his fist looking for the WMD but Punk ducks it and hits a high kick. He jumps into another one. And another and Show is reeling. Flying knee in the corner and Punk goes back and hits a second. Show is still standing. Punk rears back and hits a third. He wants the bulldog but Show pushes him into the corner. Show charges but eats turnbuckle as Punk moves. Show finally goes down. Punk to the top and he hits the flying elbow but Show with an emphatic kick out.
Punk goes to springboard in but he's caught with a choke slam. Show into the cover but Punk barely gets his foot on the bottom rope in time. Show with a claw to the ribs and he is not happy. Show attacks Punk in the corner and the referee starts counting. Show shoves the referee and that's it.
Winner via disqualification: CM Punk
Show continues to go to town on Punk. He body slams him and loads up the WMD when John Cena's music hits. He has the briefcase and Show exits the ring after a few seconds. Cena gets the mic and says he has a huge announcement. He's about to make it when Show grabs the mic and interrupts. Show says Cena is going to cash in the briefcase right now. He says Cena hasn't had the title forever. He says Cena would be a fool not to cash it in now. A referee comes down and asks for the briefcase. Show tells Cena he'll never have an easier opportunity that he has now. Cena screams no and tells Punk he's giving him one week to prepare for the biggest championship match of his life. At Raw 1000, they'll find out who the best in the world truly is. Cena declares his intention to cash in his briefcase next week and face Punk for the WWE Championship.
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