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Raw: Debuts, new tag champs, staredowns
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CHRIS SOKOL - SLAM! Wrestling
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We are fresh off the heels of Wrestlemania 22 and Raw is wasting no time getting right down to business. With an unexpected face turn expected, and a few scores left to be settled, it appears as
though Chicago is in store to go "Big Time" once more.
WWE Champion, John Cena started off the
show, coming out to a chorus of boos. The Chicago crowd has
transformed John Cena into a big heel, while Triple H has turned into a big
face. Cena ran his mouth a bit, before getting interrupted by "The Game," whose
entrance, along with Cena's proved that the newly acquired Nickelodeon writers
had a say in Wrestlemania 22. Triple H ran down Cena and proclaimed that he
should be the champion and he wanted a rematch. This prompted "The Rated R
Superstar" Edge and Lita to come out. Edge talked about staying up to watch
Triple H tap out. The comments didn't necessarily sit well with "The Game," but
a mutual dislike for Cena, bonded the two together. After a couple of pops, it
was decided that Triple H and Edge would team up in the Main Event, to take on
John Cena in a Handicap Match.
Match One - World Tag Team
Championship Match - Kane and The Big Show (C) vs. The Spirit Squad (Mikey and
Kenny) w/ Johnny, Nicky and Mitch
Pro-Spirit Squad match here, with enough
interference to make even the most dastardly of heels cringe. A hot tag to The
Big Show saw little fire, as he cleaned ring on the cheerleaders, sending bodies
flying in every direction. In the midst of all the excitement, the referee was
knocked down, which allowed all five members of the Squad to enter the ring and
pull off their parachute move on The Big Show, followed by a top rope Leg Drop
from Kenny for the win.
Winners Via Pinfall and NEW World
Tag Team Champions - The Spirit Squad (Mikey and Kenny)
In the back, Maria conducted an interview
with the new tag champs, who decided to celebrate with a little cheer. The way
they say their names is especially funny. Great stuff.
Rob Van Dam made his way to the ring next,
carrying his Money in the Bank briefcase. Van Dam talked about the opportunity
that was now in front of him. He vowed not to wait as long as Edge did to cash in
his opportunity, because timing for such opportunity was so important, it was
"Extreme." WWE Championship Match on One Night Stand 2?
Match Two - "The Masterpiece"
Chris Masters vs. Tyson Dux
This was an absolute squash match, that
saw Masters decimate the Independent star. After powering him around the ring,
The Masterlock was applied, leaving Dux with no choice but to
submit.
Winner Via Submission - "The
Masterpiece" Chris Masters
After the match, Carlito hit the ring to
congratulate Masters, spitting an apple in the face of Dux, but as Masters had
his back turned, Carlito hit the Backcracker and began pummeling Masters into
the canvas with punch after punch. Guess their relationship is over, ah, it was
"cool" while it lasted.
"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels came
out next and gloated over his win at Wrestlemania in what many people, including
myself, considered to be the Match of the Night. Michaels talked about getting a
Championship Match out of the deal, but before he could go much further, Shane
McMahon made his way out. Shane then introduced his father, Vincent
Kennedy McMahon. Vince came out all battered and bruised. Vince talked about the
match at Wrestlemania being a Handicap Match, saying that Shawn Michaels
used Divine Intervention to escape with a victory. He also talked about
Shane being emotionally scarred after having his face stuffed in his
rear end. The two exchanged verbal jabs, with a "Suck It" chant from the crowd
breaking out. Vince continued on with his complaining, as Michaels
questioned what the point of his rant was. Vince replied that the point was
"Nobody wins against the McMahons," that's why he would sanctioning a tag team
match at Backlash, pitting Vince and Shane against Shawn Michaels and God. With
all the DX references as of late, is a reuniting on the horizon?
Match Three - Mickie James and
Candice Michelle vs. Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson
Mickie should make a great Women's
Champion, she can really wrestle, which is obviously a factor that would be of
desire for the position; however, in the past it hasn't really mattered. Torrie
Wilson continued in her attempt to wrestle, but after a missed clothesline, she
was met with a powerful chick kick from Mickie that was enough to put her away
for the three count.
Winners Via Pinfall - Mickie James
and Candice Michelle
After the match, Trish handed Mickie the
belt.
Chavo Guerrero came out and cut a promo,
dedicating his forthcoming WWE Intercontinental Championship match to his late
Uncle, Eddie Guerrero.
Match Four - WWE Intercontinental
Championship Match - Shelton Benjamin (C) vs. Chavo
Guerrero
Guerrero landed plenty of shots on
Benjamin, who came to the ring sporting a pair of shades. After several near
falls, Guerrero began bringing some old tricks out of the bag, including the
Three Amigos. Guerrero then ascended the turnbuckles, and attempted to hit the
Frog Splash, but to no avail. Benjamin was able to move out of the way and
counter it with a T-Bone Suplex, thus retaining the Intercontinental
Championship.
Winner Via Pinfall and STILL WWE
Intercontinental Champion - Shelton Benjamin
After the match and in the back on WWE.com
Unlimited, Guerrero apologized for his loss and began crying. He went on to say
that he wasn't cut out for wrestling and ultimately quit.
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair came out next, playing to the crowd with a couple of Wooooooos. Flair talked about
having one more run left in him. On this note, the debuting Armando Alejandro
Estrada came out. He ran down Flair, claiming that he used to watch him as a
kid, but no longer did he look up to him. Flair fired back on Estrada, telling
him not to raise his voice at "The Nature Boy." Estrada countered Flair, saying
he overstayed his welcome. He then introduced his new man... Umaga. Former Three
Minute Warning member, Jamal, emerged from the back, displaying a Headshrinker
like outfit and haircut. He destroyed Flair, with a butt bump in the corner, a
few headbutts and a variation of a Samoan Drop.
In the back, Triple H and Edge make sure
they are on the same page with one another. Triple H tells Edge to go out and
kick Cena's ass. Edge and Lita walked off as "The Game" snickered in the
background.
Match Five - Handicap Match -
Triple H and Edge w/ Lita vs. John Cena
It's ironic that a promo by Triple H
sparked such an uprising against Cena. Triple H and Edge had the match well at
hand, until Cena got in a late flurry of offense. Cena went to town on Edge with
a couple of rights to the face. "The Game" pulled Cena off of Edge and threw a
few shots of his own, connecting with the face of "The Rated R Superstar." Cena
used the opening to take Triple H down, he attempted to hit a Five Knuckle
Shuffle, but "The Game" rose to his feet and planted Cena with a kick to the
midsection and Pedigree.
Winners Via Pinfall - Triple H and
Edge
After the match, Triple H and Edge stared
one another down as Raw left us from Chicago.
Raws after PPVs are usually stellar, and
this one was no exception. New champs, a debut, a return and plenty of surprise
helped remove us from Wrestlemania and put us on the fast track to
Backlash.
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Chris Sokol is from Long Island,
NY and enjoyed covering Raw in place of Dale Plummer.