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So the sweet couple of Stephanie McMahon and Paul Levesque, aka Hunter Hearst Helmsley, are tying the knot on October 25, 2003. The staff at SLAM! Wrestling are thrilled for the couple. Even though we mailed off presents back in November 29, 1999 when they married for the first time in Las Vegas while Steph was drunk, we're more than happy to do it again. However, having looked over their gift registry at Williams-Sonoma, we thought that their list was a little crazy and hardly reflects the personalities of the two lovable lovebirds. So, we come up with our own gift list. Have a read, and maybe you've got something to add too!
From Greg Oliver:
Pump up your love (muscles)!
Nothing says love like a Silca
Pista Floor Pump. It works on bikes, boobs, man boobs and anything else
that needs pumping up in a relationship.
From Mike Altamura:
Monitor Your Heart!
If you're interested in monitoring your heart then the Ciclosport
HAC 4 Heartrate Computer is definitely for you. Not only can it
detect the heart-rate of medically enhanced human beings, it also
perpetuates through minerals such as silicon.
From Jason Clevett:
Your greatest fan
This 52" capri
ceiling fan, made of mahogany blades and a shiny metal base, is sure
to suck the heat out of any crowd!
From Bob Kapur:
Lay down and see the sky!
How about a gift certificate for the installation of a
skylight? Protect yourself with an indestructible glass ceiling.
Jon Waldman:
Jason Clevett
But seriously, folks. If you want to give them a serious gift, head to
Williams-Sonoma's gift registry. The happy couple are registered in
Connecticut. Send in your own gift ideas to goliver845@gmail.com by Mon.
Oct. 13 and we'll post the best of them in another story!
And, while you are in the emailing mood, fire off a congratulatory email
to our very own 'Big Daddy' Donnie Abreu, who is about to walk down that
aisle himself! Email Donnie at wrestling@icecoldmedia.com.
Take protection
Well, the last thing that dear old Stephanie would want is to become
pregnant on her wedding night. After all, Stephanie and her supportive
husband would have to take time off from WWE to nurture their newborn,
and lord konws that RAW and Smackdown! could not survive without them!
So what better way to prevent everyone's "favourite" diva and the leader
of Evolution from having to take maternity and paternity leaves than
giving the happy couple this gift... a
Learn to charm the snake!
The perfect wedding gift idea comes directly from Jake "The Snake"
Roberts. What happy couple doesn't want to open up a box and discover a reptile? This attractive female cape cobra's venom surely isn't any worse than anything else that may be
injected!!!
