Midway into the second half of Friday evening’s semifinal match, James Rodriguez put Colombia on the board with a penalty kick and ... WHAT THE HECK IS THAT ON HIS ARM?
Oh God. Oh God. It’s so big. Get it off!
The giant ... whatever that is ... appeared to land on Rodriguez during play and stuck around while he scored a penalty kick to draw his side within one against host nation Brazil in Fortaleza. Colombia went on to lose 2-1.
Here’s a video of Rodriguez’s celebration after his goal with that giant THING latched to his arm.
And here’s the bug zoning in for a landing, as seen in photos captured by AFP photographer Fabrice Coffrini.