A Canuck Christmas

GUTS MCTAVISH, QMI AGENCY

, Last Updated: 8:10 AM ET

Looking for a last minute gift for that Canucks fan on your list? Then make sure you pick up a copy of "A Very Canucks Christmas".

You'll hear such favourites as:

(To the tune of "The First Noel")

The First Go-al in 166 games

Went to a certain young defenceman

Named O'Brien first name Shame.

You'll also hear classics from the past such as...

(To the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus")

I saw Jeff Brown kissing... (cue record scratch sfx)

And what Christmas collection would be complete without this instant holiday favourite...

(To the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer")

Wellwood the third-line centre

Had a problem with his weight

It was painfully obvious

Especially when he'd try to skate.

All of the entire fan base

Began to laugh and call him fat

They never let poor Wellwood

Forget where his weight was at.

Then one soggy Vancouver morn

Gillis came to say

Wellwood with your gut so big

Drop the weight or lose your gig.

Then all the fans realized

As they shouted out with me

Turns out he plays worse skinny

Looks like he'll be h-i-s-t-o-r-y!

Act now while quantities last!

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