Looking for a last minute gift for that Canucks fan on your list? Then make sure you pick up a copy of "A Very Canucks Christmas".
You'll hear such favourites as:
(To the tune of "The First Noel")
The First Go-al in 166 games
Went to a certain young defenceman
Named O'Brien first name Shame.
You'll also hear classics from the past such as...
(To the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus")
I saw Jeff Brown kissing... (cue record scratch sfx)
And what Christmas collection would be complete without this instant holiday favourite...
(To the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Wellwood the third-line centre
Had a problem with his weight
It was painfully obvious
Especially when he'd try to skate.
All of the entire fan base
Began to laugh and call him fat
They never let poor Wellwood
Forget where his weight was at.
Then one soggy Vancouver morn
Gillis came to say
Wellwood with your gut so big
Drop the weight or lose your gig.
Then all the fans realized
As they shouted out with me
Turns out he plays worse skinny
Looks like he'll be h-i-s-t-o-r-y!
Act now while quantities last!
Follow the Kilt!