Everybody loves a good joke. Especially when it's at the expense of the Anaheim Ducks.
Okay, before we get all you Ducks fans quacking, we even laugh at jokes that poke fun at the Senators. Actually, we won't really laugh, we'll just politely smile ... it's such a Canadian thing to do.
We'd like to hear all your best hockey jokes ... even knowing that most of the funny stuff will be old jokes that have been kicking around for ages, with a name or two changed for these purposes.
Try to resist kicking the Maple Leafs while they're down ... Okay, maybe a bit of a boot wouldn't be bad.
But try and come up with jokes that involve the Senators and Ducks. Send your jokes to firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll run a joke of the day each day through the Stanley Cup final.
Oh, those Ducks fans ....
So, a Ducks fan walks into a sports store in Ottawa, and asks, "Do you have any Anaheim T-shirts?"
The clerk replied, "No, of course not! This is an Ottawa sporting goods store and we don't sell Anaheim T-shirts! Now get the hell out of here!"
So, the Ducks fan came back the next day, and asked again, "Do you have any Anaheim T-shirts?"
The clerk said, "I told you before -- NO, I don,t have any ... now leave!"
So the Ducks fan came back the next day and asked, "Do you have any Anaheim T-shirts?"
The angry clerk said, "I told you , NO!, STUPID! ... And if you come back and ask me that again, I will nail your butt to the wall! Now, leave!"
So, the Ducks fan came back the next day, and asked, "Do you have any nails?"
The clerk, who was really angry now but at the same time puzzled said, "NO, YOU IDIOT! This is a sports store. Why do you think I would have nails?"
The Ducks fan said, "In that case, do you have any Anaheim T-shirts?"