Not that I'm becoming predictable but at this time of year I'm always compelled to revive a long-standing rant.
Here it goes.
The NHL season should end no later than May 31.
Here we are, almost three full weeks into June, and nobody has hoisted the Stanley Cup yet.
It could happen tonight -- as long as Cory Stillman doesn't keep setting up Fernando Pisani for goals -- but most of the world has long ago stopped caring because hockey is a winter sport and even in the Canadian Prairies, it ain't winter.
Only our complete devotion to hockey keeps Canadian fans tuned in, but even the most diehard followers can't resist the lure of the golf course, the beach, the softball diamond or the kids' soccer pitch.
Winnipeg's warm weather season is far too short to spend half the nights indoors with eyes glued on the TV. Honestly, would anybody in Canada even be watching if the Cinderella Edmonton Oilers weren't involved?
If the Stanley Cup final goes seven games, it will end on June 19 -- just five days before the NHL entry draft.
Training camps will start again in September, meaning the only months where NHL hockey is not played are July and August. Not even baseball, with its 162-game schedule, can boast a 10-month season.
Hell, the PGA Tour takes a longer break than that. Ten months? That's longer than most celebrity marriages.
Now the NHL is talking about adding four teams to the playoffs and introducing a play-in round before the first best-of-seven. They can't seriously be considering something that will make the season longer.
Whether it adds playoff teams or not, the NHL needs to find a way to present the Cup before the calendar turns to June.
Knocking 10 useless games off the 82-game schedule would be a great place to start.
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