One on One

SCOTT FISHER -- Calgary Sun

, Last Updated: 12:01 PM ET

HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU? I'm pretty good.

IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT AND YOU DON'T HAVE A HOCKEY GAME. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

Since I don't have a car, probably just sit at home.

HOW DO YOU GET TO THE RINK?

(Teammates) Brett Carson and Brett O'Malley.

PICK FIVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF.

Funny, weird, different, odd and good-looking.

IN OTHER WORDS, THE PERFECT GOALTENDER.

Yeah, I guess.

WHAT'S YOUR POISON?

Whisky, probably.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU PUNCHED AND WHY?

I think I punched teammate Dylan Yeo for shotgun (seat in the car).

WHAT'S YOUR MOST UNPLEASANT CHARACTERISTIC?

I don't like losing. I'm pretty bitter after a game I've lost.

WHAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING YOU'VE EVER BOUGHT?

I've bought a couple stupid hats but that's about it.

WHAT'S THE BEST ADVICE YOU EVER RECEIVED?

Play your best every night and don't think about anything else. My uncle always tells me not to think.

IF YOU HAD A CAR, WHAT REPAIRS COULD YOU PERFORM ON IT?

I think I could change the oil and a tire. Maybe an air cleaner.

WHAT'S YOUR CULINARY SPECIALTY?

I can make everything. I'm a good cook. I took a foods class in high school.

WHAT TV SERIES DO YOU WANT ON DVD?

The Family Guy and The O.C.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE UNHEALTHY FOOD?

I'm a big fan of dill pickle chips and dip.

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO HOLIDAY?

Somewhere I can go surfing.

DO YOU SURF?

No. But I want to.

WHAT'S THE BEST CONCERT YOU'VE SEEN?

Tim McGraw and Garth Brooks.

WHAT TRAIT DO YOU ADMIRE MOST IN PEOPLE?

It's important that they can take a joke.

BOBBLEHEADS -- THEY'RE KINDA SILLY, AREN'T THEY?

Yeah, but I wouldn't mind having one of my own, though.

WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE?

I don't know but it probably would have a mohawk.

DO YOU HAVE A PET?

I have a dog back home. Kya. It's a mix -- Rottweiler and Australian shepherd. A pound dog.

WHAT WAS THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE?

This one. Getting drafted (by Toronto) and getting traded here. Making the world under-18. Nothing has matched up so far.

WHAT'S YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

Spiders and getting my hand stuck in doors.

WHAT'S YOUR WORST HABIT?

I spit too much.

WHAT MOVIE MADE YOU TEARY-EYED?

Ladder 49. I welled up a little bit.

EVER ORDER PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING ON PPV?

No, but I've been around when the guys have ordered UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship).

FUNNIEST THING YOU'VE SEEN DURING A GAME?

In Lethbridge, when I was playing for Prince George, both figure skaters who carry around the flags bailed one after another on the carpet. It was hilarious.

UGLIEST THING IN YOUR WARDROBE?

I have some pants from the 1960s I like to wear golfing. They're checkboard, kinda like Jesper Parnevik.

AS A GOALTENDER, YOU MUST HAVE A FEW SUPERSTITIONS?

I've got a ton of them. Too many to explain.

COULD YOU BE CONVINCED TO KARAOKE AND, IF SO, WHAT'S YOUR SONG?

I love to karaoke. Anything I know the words to. They come up there on the screen, so I'm OK but I know a lot of the words.


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