Welcome back Tiger Woods, golf world missed you

Tiger Woods tees off during a practice round for the Quicken Loans National at Congressional...

Tiger Woods tees off during a practice round for the Quicken Loans National at Congressional Country Club on Wednesday. (Tommy Gilligan/USA TODAY Sports)

JON MCCARTHY, QMI Agency

, Last Updated: 8:09 PM ET

Welcome back, President Woods.

Your time away has shown us that regardless of whether people support you or not, the (golf) world is a scary place when you’re not fit for duty.

The country (club) has fallen on hard times since you left.

Major Augusta and Major Pinehurst fought hard but they were defeated rather easily. A man named Bubba from The South conquered Augusta and a German named Kaymer destroyed Pinehurst, but don’t worry sir, nobody was watching.

It’s true your approval rating hovers around 50% but that’s par for the course. People on both sides are happy to have you back this week. What better place to return than just outside Washington D.C. at Congressional? The Quicken Loans National isn’t the strongest name for the event but it will do wonders for your foundation and that’s all that matters.

It sure was nice for the entire Presidents Cup team to be able to visit the White House on Tuesday night.


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