‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the ... actually, no.
Let’s not go there.
In 2009, your humble scribe wrote Kevin Martin’s Christmas Carol, complete with visits from three Christmas ghosts — you can read it at: bit.ly/XmasCurlKMart.
During yuletide 2010, yours truly penned The Night Before Curling Christmas, an arguably excruciating rhymefest that begged Santa for a little Xmas curling love. That one is at: bit.ly/XmasCurlWish.