Calling out T.O., Tiger and Becks

GARETH WHEELER, SUN MEDIA

, Last Updated: 8:58 AM ET

Anyone think it's ironic Terrell Owens would misuse the expression "It's almost like kicking a dead horse in the ground" in relation to Michael Vick?

... Speaking of Vick, what team is going to take on the public relations disaster and sign him? Considering the lack of quarterback depth league-wide, I would risk public backlash and sign him ... It's funny the weather at the RBC Canadian Open has become a bigger issue than the weather at the British Open ... ESPN's Rick Reilly calling out Tiger Woods for his "Tiger Tantrums" -- about time, or undeserved criticism of a true competitor? ... When will David Beckham follow in the footsteps of another legendary Manchester United No. 7, Eric Cantona, and drop-kick a fan in the stands? ... The Chicago Blackhawks are one of six National Hockey League teams who will be getting an alternate look for the 2009-10 season. Perhaps their new uniform will include a dunce cap, since apparently giving Marian Hossa a physical before signing a 12-year contract wasn't deemed necessary ... Where is free agent goaltender Kevin Weekes going to land? The dude still has game and is one of the nicest guys around. Maybe the Islanders need a fourth goalie? ... Keeping with the theme of Bryan or Brian's in Toronto: When J.P. Ricciardi is jettisoned out of town, why not pluck Brian Cashman from the Yankees? He's an expert at throwing away money ... Is Ricciardi asking too much for Roy Halladay? Not really considering what the Oakland Athletics received from St. Louis for Matt Holliday. Holliday's a very good player, but he's no Halladay ... Congrats to Roger Federer on the birth of twin daughters. And in case you're wondering, the odds are 100-1 on either of his daughters winning Wimbledon someday ... Stephon Marbury officially has lost his mind. It's public humiliation en masse on Starbury TV. His online broadcast channel consists of Starbury rapping, ranting, dancing 24/7/365. If it's possible, the internet hit a new low. But saying that, I can't look away ... The Fan 590 isn't the same since dropping Norm Rumack ... And on Rumack, he may have been separated at birth with Argonauts head coach Bart Andrus. The resemblance is uncanny ... If Michael Bishop can't get the job done in Winnipeg, maybe the Blue Bombers can convince Matt Dunigan to give it another go. And he can bring Milt Stegall with him.


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