Former big-league slugger Jose Canseco has big plans for 2013.
And he told his 485,000-plus Twitter followers all about it, tweeting out his top 10 New Year's resolutions -- it's actually 11 -- that range from the mundane to the bizarre.
First on his list is to "spend more time with my daughter." Noble enough.
Number two is to "get stronger and fitter." Again, nothing wrong with that.
It starts to get a little weird at number three, when Canseco tweeted that he wants to "help people who are getting screwed wherever I can." But then it swerves off course with the idea that he wants to "return to pro baseball as player or manager and have dinners with McGwire, La Russa, Bonds, and Selig" and "fight Shaq in MMA cage match."
Canseco also wants to get elected to an "important political office" in the U.S. or Canada, become a "world class entreprenur (sic)" and use his position as an "A list entertainer" to do more charity work.
You can see all of Canseco's resolutions below